I wish i was in the wii world.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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