We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
You've changed since you got that strap on
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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