Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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