The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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