his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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