Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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