In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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