I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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