Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Screwed.edu
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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