Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
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