Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
Even my vagina gasped.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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