Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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