your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
