Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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