I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize
