i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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