one two three fourrrrnication!
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
