i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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