I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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