i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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