its not stalking. its research.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
my poor anus
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
