Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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