Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
We are all done wearing pants today
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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