this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You can't special order awesome
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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