I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Holy shit dude........stairs
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