I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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