my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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