My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
How external is "for external use only"?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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