But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I forget how to act sober
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