the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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