I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I'm bleeding and have questions
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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