a queef is a wish your heart makes.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
