she was so not down for the gang bang
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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