escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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