"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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