Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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