so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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