What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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