I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
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