How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
The air was thick with penises
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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