I wanna passion pit in your ass
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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