Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have demons in me.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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