My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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