I think i peed on brittanys purse
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Holy sore nipples Batman
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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