found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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