One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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