I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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