kristin has been a bad kristin
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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