video games are the ultimate cock blocker
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
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