would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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