So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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