it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Randomize
