Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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