Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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