You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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