I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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